El Chico Picante – otherwise known as The Spicy Boy.
El Chico Picante was once the only male member of The Spice Girls, but was kicked out just before kids all over the world learnt to scream ‘spice up your life’.
El Chico Picante will spice up your life, and tell a few fruity jokes along the way. With a mango backbone, a hit of chilli in the front and smooth tartness of lime in the back, El Chico Picante is best enjoyed eating spicy food, with a chaser of mezcal, while bathing in a half cut mango. Or any other time, really.
